Soc ric, socors! Au secours! Zu hilfe!

Ja van grapats, cada setmana que s'empenyen a fer-me ric, quan jo, com bon estoic -i cínic si cal- i com el matemàtic rus de la Conjuntura de Poincarè que es nega a agafar el premi d'un milió de dólars, no em faig gaire amb l'ambient de més d'una estrella, si no hi han pensions i, a Dubai, no hi vaig ni que sigui l'última illa sense inundar del planeta. Tinc alèrgia!

Els dos primers els vaig enviar a la Policia Nacional -els únics que van fer algu-. N i els mossos ni els locals són competents... per això.

Així doncs, si algú vol ser milionari i s'anima, aquí van les oportunitats procedents d'arreu, que de xoriços i de babaus hi ha en proporció a tot fogó!

Algunes estafes de les que google, ni ningú, controla:

Agent Name: Mr. Fred Peters
Tel: +44 702 406 2856
Email: (mr.fredpeters_14@yahoo.com.hk)
This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of £1,000,000 (British Pounds) held on the 24th of March 2010 in London Uk.
1. Name:
2. Address:
3. Country of Residence:
4. Telephone Number:
5. Age

En lliures, 1 milió. Paper mullat! I on les canvio, a la Caixa Manlleu?

Bon dia diu l'altre, de l'Àfrica ecuatorial:

You're invited to: GOOD DAY,
By your host: Andry Paul
I hope that this message might not come to you as a surprise.I am one of the directors in a financial insitution here in Burkina Faso.There is a deceased client of our bank from America who died with his wife and left the sum of $ 3.7M usb on the date of 1st june 2009 in Air France Flight 447, this is an operating a scheduled international passenger flight from Galeao International Airport in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, to Paris ...which crashed in the Atlantic Ocean. Pls check the site and view :http://www.nowpublic.com/ world/air-france-flight-447- passenger-list-204-names-32- nationalities . The names of the clients with his wife are... Michael Harris and Anne Harris.He lost his life with his wife leaving the huge fund without any next of kin.I want us to work together and get this fund transfered out of this bank.You should reply back and I will guide you on what to do. Mr.paul andry.
Will you attend?

Sí, encara tinc per un rato, andry...

De Buckingham, que s'aburreixen molt:

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS:
P O Box 1010 Liverpool, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)

Dear Email Owner,
This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of (£1,000,000.00 pounds) held on the 24th of March, 2010 in London UK.The selection process was carried out through random selection in our
computerized email selection system(ess) from a data base of over 21,000 e-mail addresses drawn from which you were selected.
The UK ONLINE LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL is approved by the British Gambling Board. To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our fiduciary claims department for more infomation as regards procedures to
claim your prize.

REF NO: UK 200-26937
BATCH NO: 2007MJL-01

With The Following Details:
1.FULL NAMES:
2.ADDRESS:
3.SEX:
4.AGE:
5.MARITAL STATUS:
6.OCCUPATION:
7.TELEPHONE NUMBER:
8.COUNTRY

You are to contact the Claims Consultant:
Name:Mr.Marvel Mark
Tell: +447024039995
Email:mr.marvel.mark@live.com
Yours faithfully,
Mrs Christiana Criswell
Winner Notice
UK ONLINE LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL

Ves quina cosa, la loteria britànica et toca sense jugar! Són bojos aquests anglesos!

Dear friend,
How are you today? I know that this letter may come to you as a surprise, but you need not to worry as I use this way to contact you it is due to is only means I can reach you confidentially as a foreign to seek for your assistance in this matter, My name is Mr. George Jones I am the manager audit and account department of our bank, (ADB) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso infect I kindly made up my mind to contact you to use your account to transfer the sum of THIRTY NINE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US. DOLLARS ($39,500,000.00 US DOLLARS) into your bank account and this fund was abandoned and left unclaimed with our bank for a long time and once the fund get transferred into your account, you will take 40% while I will take 60% of the total money.
If you are interested in this transaction, you have to reply this mail immediately with your full information so that I will let you know the next step to follow immediately in order to finalize this transaction in a period of time.
I am expecting your reply soonest with your personal information as follow
(1) Your Full Name:.................
(2) Your Full Address:..............
(3) Your Phone Number:..............
(4) Your Occupation:................
(5) Your Age:.......................
(6) Your Nationality:...............
Yours Sincerely, Mr. George Jones

La loteria de Dubai... ta tocau!

Dear E-mail Account Owner,
You have been awarded the sum of US$720,000 (seven hundred and twenty thousand dollars) from our just concluded February 2010 Lottery Draws. We rolled out over 10,000.000.00 (10 million e-mails) to mark the 2010 Anniversary Draws, and winners were randomly selected from the World Wide Web Database of individuals and companies who either have played a lottery game in their home country and did not win, registered for an on-line lottery game and did or did not complete their registration process, who also have entered for coupons either by buying tickets or shopping in any registered mall or supermarkets in their country. This game has been designed to benefit those individuals who have never had the opportunity of winning any Lottery games or Coupon in their country.

You emerged one of our lucky winners from the 4 winners in this edition. To claim your prize immediately contact our prize verification/release officer with your (i) Name (ii) telephone number (iii) Contact Address (iv) Occupation (v) Age (vi) Nationality and quote file reference number 4231091-AE;

Name- Mr. Adel Tamin
dubaiegroups2010@hotmail.co.uk
Congratulations once again from the DUBAI E-GROUP 2010

De res, maco!

CONFIDENTIAL EMAIL
I am making the venture partner to you, as a reliable partner. i got your
contact from your country business guide as a reliable person and company in arelated area of my interest for investment.
The money i want to invest is from my late husband, Biunea Bissau president (Mr Jouo Bernardo Vieira)I was my husband key financial adviser. I kept the money with a security company in Abroad.

The amount to invest is the sum of (12 MILLION EUROS) i am in morocco and i
have Quited the Government House in Guinea Bissau. If you will like to assist me as a partner,then indicate your interest after which,you will meet my representatives to discuss on the modalities.
All other information related to the funds will be revealed to you as we
progress on.
And this is my email address: mrssherif@hotmail.fr
Thanks and God Bless,
Madam:sherif Bernardo Vieira
(Madam, la sherif y ¡se llama Bernardo!).

El Bill Gates, que és un xoriço:

Microsoft Notification (Contact Via E-mail:dr_terrycole@btinternet.com)
450,000.00 GBP has been awarded to you,send your Name,Address,Age,Tel,Etc to us...

Ens diu Bill Gates, que vol comprar El Colomí per manegar-lo al seu gust... Nosaltres com el matemàtic rus.... que s'els foti al... rusc!

Un yemení patètic:

Hello Dear
My names are Al-Hawshabi Karim , A Yemen national I have been diagnosed
with Oesophageal cancer .It has defiled all forms of medical treatment,
and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical
experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone(not even myself)but my business.
Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to
people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared
for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends .

I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have Distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Somalia and Malaysia.
Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan,they refused and kept the money to themselves.

Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with
what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is
the huge cash deposit of Eighteen Million dollars($18,000,000,00) that I
have with a Finance House Abroad. I will want you to help me collect this
deposit and despatch it to any charity organizations.
N/B:KINDLY NOTE THAT you will take out 20% of this funds for your effort and time. I await your urgent response Regards,
Mr Al-Hawshabi Karim
I WOULD WANT YOU TO REACH ME VIA MY PRIVATE EMAIL IF YOU ARE WILLING TO ASSIST ME. hawshabi1@yahoo.co.jp

De Ugadugu, Burkina Faso, exòtic i molt marró... el obillo uche:

FROM THE DESK OF,MR.OBILLO UCHE.
DIRECTOR AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT,
AFRICAN DEVELOPEMENT BAKN.(A.D.B)
OUAGADOUGOU -BURKINA FASO.
PHONE NUMBER +226 787 000 41

Dear Friend,
This message might meet you in utmost surprise, however,it's just my urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction. I am a banker by profession from Burkina faso in west Africa and currently holding the post of Director Auditing and Accounting unit of the bank.I have the opportunity of transferring the left over funds ($15.5 million) of one of my bank clients who died along with his entire family on December 2003 in a plane crash. Hence,i am inviting you for a business deal where by this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 60/40 and 60 for me while 40 is for you.

If you agree to my business proposal.further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as i receive your return mail. have a great day. Yours Faithfully MR.OBILLO UCHE NB, MAKE SURE YOU KEEP THIS TRANSACTION AS YOUR TOP SECRECY AND MAKE IT CONFIDENTIAL TILL WE RECEIVES THE FUND INTO THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU WILL PROVIDE TO THE BANK. DON'T DISCLOSE IT TO ANY BODY IN YOUR COUNTRY "PLEASE",BECAUSE THE SECRECY OF THIS TRANSACTION IS AS WELL AS THE SUCCESS OF IT.
BEST REGARDS
MR.OBILLO UCHE
DON'T DISCLOSE THIS TO ANY BODY


Altre BOA de Burkina, que són tres i ¡a cual más peligroso!:

FROM: MR. ALI OUSMAN
BANK OF AFRICA (BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO.

ATTN: MY DEAR,
I crave your indulgence for the unsolicited nature of this letter, but it was borne out of desperation and current development. Please bear with me.

My name is Mr. Ali Ousman. An Auditor of BANK OF AFRICA (BOA).I discovered existing dormant account for 6 years. When I discovered that there had been no continuation or withdrawals from this account for this long period and our banking law stipulates that any unserviceable account for more than 6 Years will go into the bank revenue as an unclaimed fund.

I have made personal inquiries about the depositor and his next of kin but sadly, the depositor and his next of kin died in motor accident while the rest of the family died in Iraq during the crisis, I only made this investigation just to be double sure of this fact and since I have been unsuccessful in Locating the Relatives.

I seek your consent to present yourself as his business partner as well next of kin of the deceased. As an auditor in the bank I will use my position in the bank to help you becoming the next of kin to the estate, so that the proceeds of this account valued at $9.2m (Seven Million Three Hundred Thousand USA Dollars) can be transferred to you, this is the story in a nutshell. Now I want an account overseas where the bank will transfer this fund.

Thereafter, I will come for the sharing and investment, also to use part of the money to help the ORPHANAGE ARROUND THE WORLD, It is a careful network and for the past eleven months I have worked out everything to ensure a hitch-free operation.
Now my questions are.
1. Can you handle this project? ……………….
2. Can I give you this trust? …………………

Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible, All what I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal through, I guarantee that this will be executed under a Legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law, please get in touch with me by my e-mail to enable me outline to you the strategies on how to go about this.

Finally, it is my humble prayer that the information as contained herein be accorded the necessary Attention, urgency as well as the secrecy it deserves, also sends to me your personal information as followed to enable me send to you official letter of application form of claim that you will fill and send to the bank for the demand of the transfer of the fund into your bank account.

Your phone number…………………
Your full name………………………
Your country of origin………………

I Expect your urgent response if you can handle this project. Respectfully yours Reply via email:(aliousman@sify.com)
Yours, Faithfully. MR. Ali Ousman.

Doncs espera asentat!


Desde Hong Kong amb amor, em donen el 30% de 19.500.000, i dos 00 de céntims per si no ho entenc, el Song Li le o Cançó lila:

My name is Mr. Song Li le I work with the Hang Seng Bank.There is the sum of $19,500,000.00 in my bank"Hang Seng Bank",Hong kong.I wish to make a transfer involving a huge amount of money worth$19,500,000.00 .I do solicit for your assistance in effecting this transaction.I intend to give 30% of the total funds as compensation for your assistance.Kind Regards,Mr. Song Lile.

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